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Michael J. Rodrigues is a Democratic politician from Southeast Massachusetts who has served in the Massachusetts Legislature since 1996. He is currently a member of the Massachusetts Senate representing the 1st Bristol and Plymouth district. He serves as Chair of the Senate Ways and Means Committee.
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