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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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